i have two characters. hamlet from the shakesp…

i have two characters. hamlet from the shakespeare play (aka murder emo og) and juno steel from the penumbra podcast (aka the bi PI) thanks in advance!

Appearance: yeah no | somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | cute |  precious | pretty | handsome | beautiful | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

XD It’s hard to gauge attractiveness because it depends who plays him. I don’t think I’ve run into an exceptionally handsome Hamlet actor so this is what we’re going with.

Can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

The dude gets pretty obsessed with revenge and murder and such. Sure it’s caused by family drama, but it’s really hard for me to relate to that position.

Would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | besties | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know |

Considering his treatment of the one girl who does like him and his general actions, yeeeeeeah no, I think I’ll just avoid Hammy if that’s okay.

Appearance:

yeah no | somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | cute |  precious | pretty | handsome | beautiful | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

First pic I ran into was a gif. He looks a bit scruffy but still pretty attractive I think.

Can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

I’m certainly not a private eye but I do love a good mystery, so I find that relatable. I also make an effort to avoid angsting too much about things, so from the sounds of him I think we differ a lot there. 

Would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?:

total bros | friends | besties | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know |

I think it’d be handy to befriend a private eye. And like I said, he fairly cute. :v