brown-nena: How Amazon reviews go: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my…

brown-nena:

How Amazon reviews go:

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“This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

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“Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”