mikeneedsadrink: Horror movies: “Hmm, the dog is acting weird. I had better ignore it.” Me: “Hmm,…

mikeneedsadrink:

Horror movies:

“Hmm, the dog is acting weird. I had better ignore it.”

Me:

“Hmm, the dog is acting weird.“ 

*investigates with a gun and a flashlight*

every time the cable modem farts out