why you keep a cleric around


Rogue: Hey [Cleric], heard you got that thing called Warding Bond right.

Cleric: Yah?

Rogue: If someone like put the platinum ring that the spell component require on their dick, do you think it’ll help prevent them from getting STD’s during sex?

*me the wizard and Paladin hysterically losing it in the background*

Cleric: I’m charging 100 gold per session.