I feel like i’m living in a “sorry, X machine broke” meme…


I went to a clinic to get some blood work done for the reserves. So I go in and hand them my paperwork and sit down… they ask me to come back up to the desk 20 minutes later and ask what I needed, I said “I’m here for blood work.” 

and no shit

She looked at me and said 

“Sorry, our blood machine broke.”

For about 5 seconds I thought she was joking. But no, I had to go to a different clinic… Memes are ruining my life.